What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Everyone loved it.

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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share office space ...

Still no good

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Why is fitness important?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

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Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

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Still no good.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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