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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:02

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is the general opinion of psychologists on Donald Trump's presidency?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Our sister died because of our mum's cancer conspiracy theories, say brothers - BBC
Everyone loved it.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Diabetes drug shows benefits for patients with liver disease - Medical Xpress
share office space ...
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
BYD unleashes an EV industry reckoning that alarms Beijing - Fortune
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
The Simple Rule That Seems To Govern How Life Is Organized On Earth - IFLScience
Still no good.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Scientists map how alcohol changes bodily sensations - PsyPost